Ben 

The dumbest guy you'll ever meet with a receding hairline and a dick the size of a train

man my dick is sooo ben
or
man that guys a total ben

Ben by Not The FBI Wink Wink January 25, 2024

Ben 

absolute unit in the bed and gives everyone STDs and has a monster dick

Hannah: Ben annihilated my asshole in the bed last night but gave me HIV
Ava: he fucked me to but gave me 3 STDs

Ben by the one who pegs February 11, 2024

Ben 

The fattest human of all kinds. Ben is someone who consumes all food around like a vacuum cleaner and will also suck you off

I love when Ben sucks me like he eats the food

Ben by Lawlessstorm February 13, 2024

Ben 

A boy who loves hunting for Year 7's, whenever he sees a Year 7 he gets a boner so long, people in Africa think its an elephant trunk. His care for the law has disappeared. He like to stick his dick in any Year 7 he pleases because his pedophilia knows no bounds. Ben's aura is so immaculate that any Year 7 within the vicinity gets wet and starts queefing for Ben

African boy: Is that an elephant trunk
Dad: no its a Ben getting hard to a Year 7

Year 7: Why is my underpants getting wet
Her friend: Probably because a Ben is in the area

Ben by TheRealityclickerinChina February 21, 2024

ben 

my fav person. cant stop thinking abt u <3 u probs won't this definition but if u do, i just wish we were bf and gf again

me: omg why are u so handsome and kind
ben: because im a ben

ben by screaming monkey February 21, 2024

Ben 

Ben, aka Honest Ben, is so honest that he never lied in his life, about 90% of the Ben population wear glasses, and got neutered at a young age. Bens typically like Dragon Ball Z, and their dad is usually a Walrus

Julius: hey Ben is it ok to lie?
Ben: nope! My mother said honesty is the best policy

Julius: Ben, are you neutered?
Ben: yea! My father neutered me to prevent me from getting testicular cancer!

Ben by Mr Guy1 March 25, 2024

Ben 

Ben is a massive faggot who loves sucking big black dicks all day and had massive anger issues when driving.

He also got banished to live under the stairs like Harry Potter for swearing too much.

" I can't believe he hasn't been wrapped around a tree yet, I bet Ben's mom would cry"
"Haha what a faggot bet he sucks big black dicks"

Ben by TruthNFacts March 26, 2024