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Evan

the best Val duo frfrrrrrr
YK that Evan kid?
Yea he no-scoped me in Val.
by Akiyovpn November 20, 2023
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Evaned

I evaned so hard in golf today
by Prowormaker May 20, 2024
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Evan

A soy boy who can't play chess, bro thinks f3 is a good move. Smol dick but tight ass, would smash though tbh
Bro that guy evan is the type to beg for a mcnasty
by Charmonio November 2, 2023
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Evanism

Evanism is the complex psychological and philosophical concept of targeting innocent individuals, committing verbal slander, and the expression of extraterrestrial behavior.
“An Evanistic human has sat on me.”
“As a witness to Evanism, it's something that needs to be stopped. It is taking over the youth of our country. We need to take a stand.”
by perfect asphalt June 8, 2025
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Chris evans

Chris evans is my baby daddy. He is so sexy and is dating me NOT YOU just me so back off.
Wait who are you dating?
CHRIS EVANS YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER
by WAPYUP November 23, 2021
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Evans

Evans is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is kind, funny, joyful, and loving. Evans is usually pretty smart, but they can sometimes act like a know-it-all. He is one of the most hilarious and fun people you will ever meet, and he can always make you laugh, even if you are nowhere near him. Though he may seem weird to people who don’t know him, his close friends know that he is complety insane, but it’s great. It is so fun to be around an Evans. Evans is a friend that will always be there for you no matter what. If you have the blessing of being friends with an Evans, never let him go.
Evans is kind
Evans is handsome
by Urb4n Dictionary November 21, 2021
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Evan

evan is a player.
by funny silly vibes girl December 5, 2019
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