squirrel stew

squirrel stew is stew made with squirrel

"we are eating squirrel stew for dinner!"

by bee29874 March 2, 2022

Ain’t no squirrel

Shockingly rotund. Someone’s presence that is defined by their size. (Large and in charge).

Did you see Jerry last week? He’s really let himself go, he ain’t no squirrel…

by hunnytaylor November 7, 2025

Squirrel woman

A person of the female gender that has sex with the tree animal most know as a squirrel

Stay away from that squirrel woman Johnny

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

glitterbox squirrel

A person who is the life if the party, and leaves the party at the first site of trash.

Tiffany isn't invited to any of my parties for the rest of the year. That Glitterbox Squirrel left the second she saw the trash was full and beer cans were left out.

by Slyrogers October 12, 2017

Sewer squirrel

Something that should never be in your living room

I saw a pig showing my little brother how to make bombs. I have a sewer squirrel and I’m running to the police with a racing heart

by Unorthodoxy August 15, 2025

Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.

I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'

by mojoroberts December 24, 2016

shiny squirrel syndrome

Somebody who is easily distracted by things other than what they're supposed to be focusing on.

Stephen has shiny squirrel syndrome, he will be talking on the phone and get distracted by something happening outside and just stop talking and focus on whatbis happening outside.

by Bill&bob October 3, 2023