Get my L straight

Get my life in order.

"I'm gonna get me a Benz as soon as I get my L straight"

by PunchU1Time April 4, 2009

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sucking my mommy dick

sucking my mommy dick is when a step son sucks his trans step mommys dicky.

step son;hey mommy

mom; wanna suck my dick

step son; u got a dick🥵 oh yeah
sucking my mommy dick

by ik im weird March 1, 2022

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Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

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Fo shizzle my nizzle

used to express feelings of concurence meaning sure my nigga.

person1: whaz up nigga?
person 2: nuttin dogg.
person1:u wanna go smoke a jizzle?
person2: fo shizzle my nizzle.

by bob April 16, 2005

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you sunk my battleship

The non sequitur, and repeated punchline from a Simpsons episode, though from the normal UD definition for battleship, it could easily mean something vulgar.

"You sunk my battleship!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

by Kenthar November 7, 2003

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