put your pinky finger to the moon

Screwing space and the moon

Put your pinky finger to the moon!

by Nonodaboss December 25, 2016

Ever have a pussy around your neck?

A trick question. Everyone has when they were born. Unless you where born by cesarean.

Hey man, ever have a pussy around your neck?

by Deep blue 2012 March 27, 2010

National Slap Your Short Friend Day

December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!

Have fun slapping those little pests!

Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"

Amanda "JOE N-"

Joe "slaps her"

by Idklol1790 December 14, 2022

National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day

On October 22nd you have the right to your shortest friend across the face

Did you hear that tomorrow is National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day!

by Cap'nCrunch69 October 17, 2021

National beat your mother to a Pult day

Literally beat the shit out of your mom

God I love National beat your mother to a pult day

by Dagger189 August 28, 2019

tell your crush you like them

Tell your crush you like them. 5 November

It's tell your crush you like them

Day

by Click here November 3, 2020

National abuse your boy bsf day

September 10th is national beat your boy bsf day, this is a day where its ok to abuse your male friends.

Boy- why tf do you keep hitting me?
Girl- because it’s National abuse your boy bsf day!

by Tuna is disgusting September 7, 2022