Clapped out shit box

The sound coming from a truck driven by a fuck boy with his flat billed hat sporting his ragged ass rear squatted truck. AKA DONKEY SLAPPER!!

That fuck boys truck sounds like a clapped out shit box!

by Grumpy old bastard January 12, 2019

god awful piece of shit

Something that is so horrendous, it approachs the awfulness of God.

That movie Vanilla Sky was truly a god awful piece of shit

by the_unnecessary_beard January 1, 2016

Sudden Shit Syndrome (SSS)

The frequent occurrence of when you're getting ready to head out with your friends, go to work, school, go on a hot date, etc, and you get the sudden urge to take a ten pound dump; this isn't just any ordinary dump, it's the kind where it's absolutely necessary and takes you at least ten minutes to excrete, thus causing you to be late.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you always late for class?
Guy 2: It's kind of embarrassing. I had to take a huge dump.
Guy 1: WTF?
Guy 2: I have Sudden Shit Syndrome (SSS).

by Radby December 4, 2014

Pulling Shit from Rainbows

To make up or extremely bullshit something so out of this world, that there is only one place one could have received it from and thats a rainbow

Tom: I ran 1 million yards in 2.4 seconds
Me: NO way, how did you do it?
Tom: Haha, its impossible, i'm just pulling shit from rainbows

by Mattybas January 9, 2008

shit rolls down hill

when you have to deal with a problem that someone above you (your boss, parents, teachers, etc) caused.

don't forget....you can throw shit up hill cause it will roll right back down, but heavier.

I gotta do your job cause you fucked up?

Man, shit keeps rolling down hill at this crappy job.

by metamorphosis May 15, 2004

I can't see shit

A phrase used by some people who can't see an image because of a red x.

Creator: Here are some screenshots for my new Mario game. Enjoy.
(Red X's are shown)
Wes: Um... I can't see shit.

by StraightFMan September 6, 2004

you got to be shitting me

1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.

1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'

by DUWBAT October 27, 2013