Go Fuck Me

Bogus use of Go Fund me to line your pockets instead of doing what your Go Fund Me effort claims to be about.

Dude, did you see our buddy Steve got busted? He pretended to use Go Fund Me to build that thing down there for the crazy orange man, but he just took the money and partied. It was a Go Fuck Me or Go Fun Me thing rather than Go Fund Me. He’s like Honey Badger. He don’t care. He don’t even wash or shave.

by John Dohh August 20, 2020

thoughts and fucking prayers

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.

So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.

by YAWA October 18, 2020

So much fuck

A phrase coined to describe the feeling of being so exasperated due to giving an unnecessarily large fuck about something, working too hard, lack of energy, or just over-stressing about something, much like a burnout after smoking too much weed or a hangover after drinking too much.

Example 1:
*After pulling an all-nighter*

Me: *pained groaning*
Friend 1: *pained groan of agreement.*
Friend 2: What's wrong with you guys?
Me and Friend 1 (in unison): Ugh... sooo much fuck.

Example 2:
*After hours of babysitting an unruly sibling*

Me (on phone with mother): "Maaaaa, when are you going to be home?"
Mom: I don't know. Why is it so important?
Me: Because.... So much fuck.

by alexvill1994 July 21, 2012

what the fuck ever

An extremely dismissive variant of "whatever." Typically employed when you really don't want to hear something and a regular whatever just won't cut it.

Or when spiking an infant into a field goal.

Gabriel: This one time I sp- I spiked an infant into a field goal. Minos Prime begged me not to. He cried on his knees like a bitch.

Minos: O, Gabriel, thy gore shall-
Gabriel: What the fuck ever. *proceeds to absolutely own a human baby*

by extremely aggressive mailman January 8, 2023

Fit as fuck slut

When someone is so fit that they can’t help but get shagged by a numerous amount of people, resulting in them becoming a slut. They usually have big fucking tits and a fat back. An additional fact is that they love a black pipe up their ass, preferably multiple at a time.

Helen is a fit as fuck slut

by Ssewankambo November 14, 2020

what the fuck bro

Something Chad says to Derek when something crazy is happening

Chad said Derek when Chad got a new stepsister what the fuck bro

by Wolfie the titan February 10, 2021

Fuck a friend day

Find a friend and fuck em hard 🤤🥵

Hey Jenna you wanna fuck for national fuck a friend day

Jenna: of course Ryan can't wait

by Fuck a friend day February 19, 2021