couldn't catch shit in a diaper

1. An athlete who simply cannot catch the ball

2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.

3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.

1. Dwayne tracked the ball well enough, but since he couldn't catch shit in a diaper, he dropped the ball.

2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.

3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.

by Joe Sam December 15, 2015

He got that shit on tho

When somebody has drip

J: Ay look at this man’s drip!
B: Naah he got that shit on tho

by jacobwrx October 26, 2022

put your shit up

Put up your hands either in peace or to prepare for a fight.

Put your shit up or throw your shit up and fight

by HoodLyricist March 12, 2015

Shit Out of Luck No.3

The Earth

Hell? Probably better than Shit Out of Luck No.3

by Antoine, but kinda mean, and a December 29, 2020

Miss me with that gay shit

When a nigga do something gay as hell but you not tryna be gay.

Gay nigga: COCKadoodledooo
Me: Miss me with that gay shit nigga.

by Tiznadete October 31, 2017

the shit has hit the fan

A way of announcing to people that something really dramatic has happened. Usually involves chaos and often violence.

"Hey have you seen what's going on out there?"
"No what is it?"
"Jack got caught cheating on his girlfriend and the shit has hit the fan"

by Gump92 October 29, 2013

broke ass nigga shit

When your to poor to buy something so you make it or do it your self

That car is some broke ass nigga shit.
Bad paint job, color don't match, or duck taped parts on your car

by stjfeaa August 16, 2016