You're*

What an intellectual says to point out that someone throwing shade made a spelling error. It can be used for any spelling error in the right situation, but it is most powerful when used against someone who used the word "your" instead of "you're". If used against the opponent successfully, it has a 75% chance to automatically kill the opponent's entire argument, but if used incorrectly, it can make you look stupid and has an 80% chance of giving the opponent an immediate victory.

Double effectiveness against cyberbullies above the age of 9.

12-year-old: Your a fucking moron you little piece of shit. All you do is sit on your ass and play league of legends getting fatter and fatter by the minute as your crusty hand goes into the party size Dorito bag your mom bought to hold you off while you rot in her basement, not having touched grass in a decade or more.

21-year-old: You're*

12-year-old: *dies from embarrassment*

by Astatos June 25, 2022

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Get the You're*mug.

you're talking on a potato

you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone

We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato

by kjnv;kejbf;qir March 1, 2021

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Get the you're talking on a potatomug.

Go ahead, if you're bad.

Slang from the south that entails whatever you are about to do is probably not going to be in your best interest. Rarely actually used in favor of other phrases, and typically only said by older folks.

Person 1: "I haven't practiced in a few years, but I'm pretty sure I can still backflip."
Person 2: "Go ahead, if you're bad."

by Ashen Rat July 27, 2023

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Get the Go ahead, if you're bad.mug.

no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

by subway572572 September 28, 2023

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