A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:
"Um chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove, he was a mean mutha fucka you could tell by his clothes.
He had a black suede jacket and a big hairy ass. His balls were as big as the tits on Mama Cass.
He lined a hundred girls up against the wall and he sweared to the devil that he'd fuck 'em all. On the 98th one he had to stop, cuz a fraction of his balls were about to pop.
He went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'um chucky willy, your balls are dead!'
Written on his grave all pure 'n green, 'Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine.' "
This exists in several similar variations.
"Um chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove, he was a mean mutha fucka you could tell by his clothes.
He had a black suede jacket and a big hairy ass. His balls were as big as the tits on Mama Cass.
He lined a hundred girls up against the wall and he sweared to the devil that he'd fuck 'em all. On the 98th one he had to stop, cuz a fraction of his balls were about to pop.
He went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'um chucky willy, your balls are dead!'
Written on his grave all pure 'n green, 'Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine.' "
This exists in several similar variations.
by petey man October 30, 2011
Get the um chucka willymug. by BDOG the king June 27, 2017
Get the willy wonka specialmug. by Birdkilla05 October 27, 2003
Get the Willie Chestermug. When a person takes a massive rip of a vape, and then blows it ont/into the other persons genitals while giving head.
Dude #1: Bro, I was fucking this fat chick Sarah, and I gave her a steamboat willy
Dude#2: The fuck is a steamboat willy
Dude#1: Just check the urban dictionary
Dude#2: The fuck is a steamboat willy
Dude#1: Just check the urban dictionary
by ismokeeducation November 13, 2019
Get the Steamboat Willymug. When you run out of lube and after frantically searching through the kitchen for an alternative you resort to sticking you're schlong in the nearest jar of two year old jalfrezi
I mingle in chilli, and lick jalfrezi willy,
My dads best friend willy,
Fucked me silly billy till I came out will-fully
My dads best friend willy,
Fucked me silly billy till I came out will-fully
by DJbigknob June 22, 2015
Get the Jalfrezi Willymug. When sitting down on the toilet after recent sexual relations, the tendancy for a man's private parts to dip into the water.
If you sit down on the toilet after sex, you might get a shock from the cold water if you're willie-dipping.
by Schmunk January 27, 2007
Get the Willie-Dippingmug. dribble from a penis, cock, choad , dong ,shlong ,danger ,banger ,boomstick , puppetfucker ,titwanker
oh man i had rly bad willie dribble last night.
i had to wipe it with a tissue and then put bandages over it.
i had to wipe it with a tissue and then put bandages over it.
by pseudonym yourself September 4, 2009
Get the willie dribblemug.