3$ car wash

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.

Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro

by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023

karma washing

Changing the content of an original artwork or story in the aim to get more internet points from it.

He used karma washing on his latest drawing to the point it wasn't recognizable when he posted it online.

by ma15t March 5, 2023

Airplane wash

Cock-pits.

Treat your woman by washing the penis and under arms, before sexual activities.

I'm not touching you until you have an airplane wash!

by Hankenstein March 9, 2023

Washed

When a guy named peter is really annoying because he is really dumb and just stupid

"that guy is washed"

by JohnnyWanny March 16, 2023

hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.

“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener”

by Ignominy January 30, 2023

Snow wash

To vigorously wash someone's face with snow. A most unpleasant experience.

Someone gave Derek a snow wash. He went home crying.

by Definitely not Dustin February 8, 2023

Washing machine

Proper noun: A guy who is insanely attractive and usually a menace to females because they can't help but get stuck inside him metaphorically.

Hello and welcome to what the fuck is washing machine doing?
what is jenny doing in that washing machine?

by orekhao February 10, 2023