alan walker 2.0

a man with a very LARGE long shlong ding dong, if ya know what i mean.
can be dumb, but somehwere deep inside he can be smart lol

a very quirky/ boyboss person , hot, almost as hot as the sun 🤣 but is gay, hella hella fucking gay.
can steal ur mans on days that end with y
alan walker can appear emo, but deep down inside he is ed sheeran. ((LEGIT)) *NOT CLICKBAIT*

person 1: yoo alan walker 2.0 is SO HOT **MOANS**

person 2: HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT *dies*
person 3: lolz

by sydlovesjuicymen November 24, 2021

[walker]

to steal something or borrow without permission

I don't know where my xbox antenna went, I think Nick walkered it.

by ahab1685 February 1, 2009

A Mikey Walker

Having a wank or wanking to the 80 percent chance of getting caught

I’m going to have a Mikey Walker/has anyone had a Mikey Walker today/I fancy a Mikey Walker

by Mr pee body January 21, 2019

stealth walker

A shopping cart being pushed by someone in an impaired state who wishes to give the appearance of a thoughtful, considerate spouse.

“You push the stealth walker, honey. It will help you keep your balance while I load the groceries.”
“Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”

by Bottom Ford April 18, 2010

walker/shitbreak

shitbreck/walker is a little fucking maggot, who will never amount to anything in his life.

"shut the fuck up u maggot"

by TheOne November 30, 2004

Walker

A amazing guy who has a nice ass and is always trying to show off he is super hot and sweet all around

I need me a walker

by Jabdbnens October 27, 2017

Waldess

A not-so-broght SG whose name sounds like Waldo. He doesn't want to take offense in the fact that he is getting popular.

Waldess.Waldess,Waldess......

by Guru R. December 20, 2004