Two-Finger Hanky

Instead of using a handkerchief, you use the index and middle fingers to blow your nose.

Dude, that guy just leaned over the curb and shot a two-finger hanky!

by airbiscuit March 30, 2009

Two Night Stand

similar to a one night stand

when two individuals are thinking "hmm... maybe we should do that again" immediately following an initial one night stand. So the next night, they get it on once more.

What'd you do friday and saturday night??

I had a two night stand with some chick!

Awesome!

by hardhitr3 July 14, 2009

two-handed zamboni

a sex act to be performed on a frozen lake, pond or skating rink. the two handed Zamboni is identical to the inverted wheelbarrow with one exception the man wears ice skates and the woman wears ice skates on her hands ... and is only considered a successful two-handed Zamboni when performed while moving across the ice.

Guy and Veronica almost got da frostbite when they did da two-handed Zamboni last Tuesday, ay.

by wuntoothrie June 16, 2011

two pump chump

A male who prematurely ejaculates

"Dave M, is such a two pump chump. that he blows his load before he even see the gold,"

by Spanish Lighting September 28, 2009

two finger salute

The act of using only the middle and index fingers, while bending the other fingers at the second knuckle, and with the palm facing the signer mean "fuck you" in the United Kingdom.

The "two-fingered salute", also known as "the two" and as "The Vicky" in the West of Scotland, is commonly performed by flicking the V upwards from wrist or elbow.

The assistant professor lectured today. We gave her the two finger salute and left the class.

by michami January 11, 2010

two joints stoned

Two joints stoned is when you quite stoned but theres definitely room for more weed

Man 1: you look stoned
Man 2: ye man but im only two joints stoned
Man1 : well skin the fuck up man

I dont leave the house until im two joints stoned.

by frogpubes October 4, 2013

two dollar cop

A low-paid rent-a-cop with attitude. A thug cheaply employed as a private security guard who struts like a wannabe cop. A uniformed goon or dickhead with a badge.

Examples include: nightclub bouncers and public transport inspectors.

Just like items available from the Two Dollar Shop, the two dollar cop is easily paid for but badly put together and unsafe because it does not meet the normal quality assurance standards.

"I got abused and fined $167 by this Connex two dollar cop for having my foot on the seat, while a junkie was vomiting on the floor two seats away."

by gillfish March 16, 2009