baby beef

A male under the age of 21. Or a male who is above the age of 21 but still looks like a 16 year old boy.
Holy baby beef! Is he even legal?
by Aunt Kathy! December 10, 2010
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beef up

Function: verb
To perform an act of masturbation with the intent of increasing flaccid penis length and girth
He felt it necessary to beef up before entering the crowded sauna without a towel.
by Kylemo September 18, 2007
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Shit Beef

Shit Beef ruins every movie he's in.
by LaBalls June 05, 2008
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Thai Beef

The vaginal lips of a Thai virgin, used in various oriental dishes. A delicacy.
"Tyler ordered best Schezwan Thai Beef at Aja the other night, that shit is fucked up"
by Peter February 14, 2005
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Speed Beef

A dead animal alongside the road. When you strike an animal with your vehicle.
As I was driveing down the highway I saw some speed beef in the road.
by HollywoodHughes October 08, 2010
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beef drapes

The excess labial skin around a female's vagina, often created by repetitive insertion of penises, namely large ones. "Beef" refers to the often brown hue of drapey labia majora. An argument can also be made for the "nature vs, nurture" of beef drapes, as some women are born with a relatively "beefy vag". However, the most beefy vaginal drapes are most often the product of both birth and repetitive pounding.
Last night I was about to go down on this girl, when I realized she had massive beef drapes sprouting from her cunt. Honestly, I almost threw some Arby's sauce on that bitch, she had a fucking Big Montana surrounding her clam piece.
by bossross March 04, 2008
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beef cakes

damn jena has some huge beef cakes
by shames wachnally August 19, 2008
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