two left feet

This is used to define a person who is clumsy or awkward, especially while dancing.
He has two left feet, he is a poor dancer.
by Murthy Pariwakam May 15, 2006
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Two-Finger Hanky

Instead of using a handkerchief, you use the index and middle fingers to blow your nose.
Dude, that guy just leaned over the curb and shot a two-finger hanky!
by airbiscuit November 14, 2008
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Two Night Stand

similar to a one night stand

when two individuals are thinking "hmm... maybe we should do that again" immediately following an initial one night stand. So the next night, they get it on once more.
What'd you do friday and saturday night??

I had a two night stand with some chick!

Awesome!
by hardhitr3 July 15, 2009
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two-handed zamboni

a sex act to be performed on a frozen lake, pond or skating rink. the two handed Zamboni is identical to the inverted wheelbarrow with one exception the man wears ice skates and the woman wears ice skates on her hands ... and is only considered a successful two-handed Zamboni when performed while moving across the ice.
Guy and Veronica almost got da frostbite when they did da two-handed Zamboni last Tuesday, ay.
by wuntoothrie June 10, 2011
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two pump chump

A male who prematurely ejaculates
"Dave M, is such a two pump chump. that he blows his load before he even see the gold,"
by Spanish Lighting September 28, 2009
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two finger salute

The act of using only the middle and index fingers, while bending the other fingers at the second knuckle, and with the palm facing the signer mean "fuck you" in the United Kingdom.

The "two-fingered salute", also known as "the two" and as "The Vicky" in the West of Scotland, is commonly performed by flicking the V upwards from wrist or elbow.
The assistant professor lectured today. We gave her the two finger salute and left the class.
by michami January 12, 2010
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Two-timer Catholic

Refers to catholics who attend church twice a year, on Christmas and Easter. May also be used to refer to other religions, but is most commonly used in reference to catholics.
The Christmas mass is always packed. All the two-timer catholics come back and take up the good seats.
by Fishmalk June 12, 2011
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