Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

coffee educator

A teacher in their 50's who spends on average $1551.25 a year on starbucks coffee, you never see them without coffee in their hands. They are hyperactive and gets distracted a lot talking about their own life. They most likely have a keurig in their classroom that is brewing 24/7.

My teacher is definitely a "coffee educator" I love her.

by pugglegirly April 24, 2017

Grabbing coffee

A code word for male-male anal sex. ‘Let’s grab coffee’ is essentially the same as saying ‘let’s put our private parts together in a fun gay way’. Not everyone will get what the phrase really means, though, some people ask it in church settings to evangelize and welp…

Oh my gosh, I just met this really cute guy, things moved fast, and we’re grabbing coffee on Tuesday!!!

by baebae123 July 15, 2021

coffee

really hot bean water

i like my coffee hot and with the freshest beans

by permabloom April 1, 2020

Lumberjack Coffee

A dark roast of coffee sweetened by maple syrup

M: Bruh, watcha drinkin'

AH: Just sippin' some Lumberjack Coffee from my flannel patterned mug!

by artfoxMS September 3, 2016

mormon coffee

cocaine

"how do Hosea have so much energy"
"mormon coffee"

by johnnyapplesemen December 29, 2021

Coffee and Water

A term that means sex, or someone who wants sex with someone else

More common in Western European countries, and used to hit on people in diners and breakfast restaurants

Can I order some coffee and water from you? cause I’m getting thirsty

by Kevin_cheese June 13, 2022