Taking a hoot 

Verb

When a Canadian gamer is going to take a bong rip in between matches for an unspecified and irregular amount of time.

"Hey man I'm Taking a hoot real quick"

*leaves for 35 years*

Taking a hoot by iTheDenfinerrr December 1, 2022

Coaster-Taking 

This is the process of over-taking another car with your car in neutral. One for the recession. A way of comically boosting your MPG on those downhill sections.

We're doing 90 coaster-taking a Porsche. Crazy stuff, and economical too.

Coaster-Taking by youvebeensmoked August 4, 2009

Half Tasking

What really happens when people attempt multi-tasking. The quality of every task is nearly cut in half usually leaving the quality to crapmanship. Half tasking is dangerous to your professional and personal life.

When you are attempting to engage someone in a conversation while they are preoccupied with other tasks.

I was totally half tasking when I was talking to my buddy and texting my girl at the same time.

Half Tasking by cscottsy December 2, 2011

marvin-tasking

The process of attempting to multitask in which one task is important and the other is miscellaneous shit that does not matter and the miscellaneous/shit task diverts more attention, therefore resulting in absolutely no real work being accomplished.

Stop marvin-tasking and get back to work, you idiot.

marvin-tasking by derpotato July 26, 2015

Chicken Talkin 

Referred to a lot of money a person has on them at any given moment, usually over $1,000 dollars.

"This that chicken talkin dawg"
"We hit crazy horse and all the hoes seen that chicken talkin"

Chicken Talkin by Skywalkin at Somerset February 4, 2016

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give 

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard 

The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.

1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?

Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?

James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard by FrenchieTG December 6, 2020