auctioneer status

When a person is so high on crystal meth they can't stop talking and all night

You're so high you're on auctioneer status

by Ewen McCloud February 24, 2025

Rat-status

When you’ve hit rock bottom and turned it into your throne. Rat-status is being so humble, so grounded, and so unfazed by the sheeple that no one can humble you because you’re post-humble. Humility isn’t a mindset anymore; it’s your baseline. You don’t downplay yourself out of modesty, you just know who you are and don’t need to prove it. Confidence without cockiness. Power without flex. Rooted in God’s plan, there’s nowhere to go but up. You’re not here for approval; you’re here for purpose.

He used to stress about approval, but he hit a point where he stopped caring what people thought. Now he’s on rat-status. A humble beast, a silent threat, a misunderstood creative genius, a post-humble spiritual king, a professional love-baiter. He's wired to win, locked in, and JUST IS.

by Ratatted May 21, 2025

paragon status

Paragon status refers to the "cool status" achieved by being allowed to watch more mature (often inappropriate) movies and having increased screen time to catch up on the latest YouTube videos, typically among teens.

Ever since she convinced her parents to let her watch rated R movies, Sarah's got that "paragon status", and all her friends are super jealous of her extra screen time!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

Unc Status

you’re old asf!!

Charles: My birthday is in a week!

Bartholomew: How old are you turning?

Charles: 21

Bartholomew: Damn, you’re almost unc status!

Charles: I’m still in my early twenties— (we don’t care, you’re still almost at unc status buddy)

by ihavethemostdihcheeseee August 21, 2025

complaint strats

Complaining about something hard only to do it right after.

"Dude this level is so hard" *One minute later* "Nevermind I did it. Complaint strats always work"

by R3Ked November 4, 2025

Dana Status

When you give absolutely no shit about others.

Are you dana status? You just tossed your food at someone.

by mlaP sutoL November 20, 2025

Unearned status

THAT is the only thing you are addicted to and I'm going to take it away in a manner that is final.

Hym "Flaunting unearned status because 'You wanted the girl to think you are cool.' And THEY HAVE TO THINK THAT... Because it is NOT ACTUALLY THE CASE. And that's what this is. Me having to think things that aren't actually the case so that Jamhal can PRETEND that what is actually the case is not that he is a retard and I am the greatest mind who ever lived."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025