hardcore spooning

Spooning so hard your cock accidentally slides in.

Bro!! Me and my chick were hardcore spooning last night! I didn't even know that that shit exsisted.

by TurnoNegro March 25, 2016

lagoon spoon

Getting head while driving a airboat

See if the Lagoon spoon is coming we're going fishing

by papaski November 21, 2016

Spooky spoon

Ur worst nightmare

PersonA:spooky spoon is coming
PersonB:(craps themselves)

by Noitcere March 28, 2020

Broken Spoon

A broken spoon is when you shit, pee, burp, throw up, all at the same time. However the female version of this action is instead of peeing, they have blood spew out of their vagina.

Guy - "Yo I had the worst Broken Spoon last night"

by Billbert4000 December 12, 2019

The rusty spoon

The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.

"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."

by Nahman1250050 August 10, 2022

hoon-spoon

A device worn around the neck at festivals to aid the administering of ketamine.

I left my keys in the tent, can I borrow your hoon-spoon?

by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo November 12, 2022

tit-spooned

The act of inadvertently thrusting a spoon into the breast of a small humpback whale.

Why did Johanna have to get tit-spooned?!

by Babatunde Chichwa April 27, 2011