"Hey I forgot what this word is called ... you know the opposite of 'hard' .." "Junmyeon?" "Ah yes, soft."
by tender yoonmin December 9, 2017

Taking your work with you when you take your children to an indoor soft play centre, for example paperwork or laptop, and doing said work whilst the children are playing.
by llamacroft October 13, 2014

Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.
"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."
by Teleutaia February 20, 2010

Opposite of hard
Someone who gives off a persona of being raw or hard, but deep down they are really just soft.
Someone who gives off a persona of being raw or hard, but deep down they are really just soft.
by ZTerm October 18, 2022

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be
n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.
n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.
"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.
by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017

by darealdodo August 11, 2024

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.
by Dtrain55 August 25, 2011
