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Soft vacationing

Doing the minimum requirements of one's job and putting in no more time, effort, or enthusiasm than absolutely necessary, but only for around two weeks because you've been working hard and you deserve it.
Brenda spent last month working overtime every day so for the next two weeks she's soft vacationing because she deserves it.
by Luciditi January 25, 2023
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Susquehanna Soft Serve

When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.
I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.
by Snooplumptylump July 27, 2020
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Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
mugGet the Soft as a pensioner's turdmug.

soft hot stinky

My friend's boyfriend's name is Soft Hot Stinky
by Badwitch66 April 27, 2024
mugGet the soft hot stinkymug.

he went soft

when you are making out with a guy and you are about to have sex but he cums before you stick it in.
girl 1. I heard you fucked chris brown

girl 2. no we where making out and I was going to stick it in them he came
girl 1. lol he went soft
by twerker82898 September 28, 2015
mugGet the he went softmug.

soft cock

by billy suckdicksixtynine June 5, 2019
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Softs

Pictures that don't quite qualify as nudes.

Pictures in underwear, or with the intimate areas covered up in some way.
-Hey, I talked to this girl last night and she sent me a few softs!

-Damnnn bro she must be really into you!
by The Essentialist June 29, 2021
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