Oreo Smoothie

The act of a man ejaculating into his partner's mouth, later defecating on to a cutting board, then proceeding to cut the fecal matter into very small pieces. Then proceeding to sprinkle the pieces of human feces into his partner's mouth.

Does my mouth smell? my boyfriend Johnny gave me an Oreo smoothie last night!

by ZBWLAK May 5, 2008

Gangbang Smoothie

A Gangbang Smoothie is group sex with at least 4 men and 1 women were each man is using a different flavoured condom. For example banana, strawberry, mint and vanilla.

A girl walks into a shop and buys lots of different flavoured condoms.
Shopkeeper: So can i be part of your Gangbang Smoothie .
Girl:...

by Joshua Deane May 13, 2011

smoothie

.....this is when you know that someone pulled a fast one and went under the radar to deflect attention as they know they violated at least one law. Hard to prove wrong doing but you know they did something wrong.Hinky meter time.

The politician pulled a smoothie when he said he just so happened to be going to the mens washroom to wash his hands.

by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008

smoosh

A combination of two (possibly more) words to form one word. A virtual staple on Urbandictionary.

Smoosh of hill and mountain: mill

Smoosh of lion and tiger: liger

by TreeWeezel January 30, 2012

Death to Smoochy

Rough sex. To pound a girl's vagina.

"she's about to get that Death to Smoochy"

by AK Feezy May 26, 2006

Smoot

Smoot.

1) An adjective referring to a "Shit-bag." A term referencing a piece of shit.
2) An adjective referring to a Blue Falcon or a Buddy Fucker."

3) An adverb referring to a lie, or the concept of lying.

"That guy just smoots about everything."

"You swapped my rounds with blanks before a mission you fucking SMOOT!"
"You slept with my wife you SMOOT!"

by J-Greg February 8, 2013

smothered

To be drunk. Less than wasted, more than shitfaced.

I'm smothered.
Sombody call the cab, cause I'm smothered.

by JC Mac October 9, 2006