simmons zhu

A kingly name that’s meant to achieve extraordinary success that most people dream of.
First name is Originated from UK while the last name is originated from China.
Zhu was the same last name of the Emperor of Ming Dynasty which ruled China from 1368 to 1644 A.D.

Here you are. Number 1 on the chart just like the legendary Simmons Zhu.

by Ching Chong 123 November 23, 2021

Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.

Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”

by The master cock November 24, 2021

Simon Rippe

Was für ein G!
Schäm dich wenn du nicht Simon Rippe bist

Penis Durchschnitt:
1,5m

Simon Rippe ist so ein G

by Jejejejs November 24, 2021

Simran Sharma

A Simran is someone who has good management skills and is an expert in fooling people. They are in a different league altogether and make other people believe that they are very very busy and are deeply involved in the stuff assigned to them. Reality is totally opposite though

Eg 1:
Jeetendra: This week I worked for only 9 hours and logged 42 hours in Jira. I am a pro, mereko sab aata h
Preeti: that's great, finally you are becoming Simran Sharma.

Eg 2.

Mahima: MBA is for noobs, I'll be a Simran Sharma one day !

by Chintu gurgaon wala November 24, 2021

Simon Cowell

A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.

Used when you're straight but gay for one person.

A: Wtf dude...are you Simon Cowell for him.
B: yeah kinda.

by Believe it or not 🙄 November 25, 2021

Simon

Simon is a person you will never forget. They were they guy that would always break something of yours, steal something of yours and just generally be the most annoying person you will ever meet. Though they mean no harm, you will remember a Simon for the rest of your life. As for appearance, you can never tell if their hair is red or brown, they will also always want it very short. Simons are very skinny with a slightly larger, more oval head. Simons have the energy level as a 100 cups of coffee and have the same vibe as the "A KNIFE!" "NO!" vine kid.

"damm that guy is so energetis, yet full of chaos."
" he reminds me of simon"

by Iputmyfriendsnameonhere November 25, 2021

Simran

My name is simran and i'm a good girl.

Simran is good girl

by Polar_ bear November 26, 2021