shooting grits

Florida word meaning To bust a nut, cum, knuckle children

Chanel head game was so good, I started shooting grits in her mouth!!

by CDubya27 October 12, 2017

shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range

Defecating; taking a shit on the toilet.

It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!

by pentozali August 28, 2010

dung shoot

Scottish term for your anus.

'ah Christ, a wiped too hard and me finger went up me Dung Shoot'

by kennyhardcore September 1, 2005

Pringle Poop Shoot

The act of putting 2 Pringles in your mouth to create a duck bill. You then have someone else poop into the open mouth of the Pringles creating a shitty Pringle sandwich which is then consumed by both parties involved.

Peter gently placed the Pringles in his mouth as to not crack them and began to flap his arms and quack like a duck. Demetri then instructed him to lay down and began to defecate in the open end of the Pringles performing the Pringle Poop Shoot, creating a corn filled chocolate Pringle sandwich which they both sat down and eat together staring deeply into each others eyes.

by dlovesd February 19, 2020

take it out back and shoot it

to put a car, truck, or other piece of unreliable machinery out of its misery, most likely by junking it.

Yes, that's my car. Yes, I'm planning to take it out back and shoot it this winter...

by Stupidly Sophisticated November 19, 2025

shooting my beans

What a man shouts out when they cum

*jerking off
"I'm shooting my beans!"

by Cummie pooh August 2, 2018

Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 19, 2017