Pork Salad

When the male squirts at approximately 20-30mph. Then the female gets all sorts of meats and shoves them in between her cheeks (not the face). Then the meat and squirt combine to make the ultimate appetizer. The "Pork Salad"

girl(greg): "baby, im so hungry."

boy: "would u like Pork Salad?"

girl(greg): "yah sure, but you'll have to help me swallow all of it."

by Kieren **** January 28, 2009

wedge salad

A Wedge Salad is when you take a woman you love, gently and lovingly lick and finger her ass, and then follow that by having the best anal sex ever, all the while watching the sun rise in Las Vegas.

I woke up dreaming of having a wedge salad. At first, my girl was a little shy, but then relished in the idea of providing me with a wedge salad.

by Tumbleturn April 6, 2014

San Francisco Salad Shooter

The process of insering a phallic type vegetable (ie carrot, cucumber)into ones anus and then excreting the vegetable into your partners mouth.

Hey Mickey, your mom hasn't been getting her roughage so i gave her the San Francisco Salad Shooter last night.

by Big Steev September 12, 2006

turkish penis salad

A Turkish prison delicacy.

Would you like some Turkish Penis Salad?

by Edward Waddlemar March 13, 2003

tossed salad tittie fuck

the act of tittie fucking a girl backwords, while your ass is in her face... loving your ass with her tongue

When Jose' wanted to tittie fuck me, I told that bitch to turn around so I could stick my tongue in his ass and love some tossed salad tittie fuckin!

by permatt January 31, 2010

Meat Salad

When three or more men mush their penises together, Or perform in hardcore sexual activities.

I'll have a meat salad, hold the dressing.

by The Painsley May 29, 2010

sala cunda

the name of a hella popular song and way of dancing, most popular in the land of Inda; the expression itself also means "fuck me beautiful"

They put on "Sala Cunda" and the party hella began to start crackin. By the way this party is in India.

by unknown September 7, 2003