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Ashley's Roast Beef

A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat covered in hair and vaginal warts surrounded by herpes and filled with STDs.
I was so disgusted when she sent me a picture of Ashley's Roast Beef!
by ZapataPotPieRecipes69 September 2, 2015
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Mexican pork roast

When a border patrol officer is burned alive over drugs
Did you hear about the cop being burned in Mexico it must have been a Mexican pork roast
by Theholeycrap November 25, 2015
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god's roast

A roast beef so goof it can only be known as God's own roast.
"Bro, this roast beef is so good, it must be God's roast!"
by DumbNuts September 5, 2016
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gravy on your roast

Im going to put my gravy on your roast
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Being of constant roast

Someone or something that gets roasted a lot. A bad game, a best friend, whatever. As a person, it would be the type that gets roasted even then when they are on the winners' side and everyone agrees, just because they are a being of constant roast by nature.
Friend: Dude, that guy over there is getting roasted again.
Me: People can't help it, he's a being of constant roast.
by Kuraion August 3, 2018
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Tits Were Roasting

When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.
“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”
by TheVDiesel August 5, 2018
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Im from Roastland

A small meme by AlexCruz289
iM FROM ROASTLAND, B-WORD ROASTLAND
by AlexCruz289 June 21, 2019
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