purple nurple

Noun: A painful pulling or twisting of the nipple resulting in a purple discoloration often performed by a male bully in gym class on an unsuspecting male victim. Also known as a titty twist. Perhaps women bullies do this to other women too, but I'm not sure.

Owie! That a-hole, Biff, just gave me a purple nurple! I hate that guy!

by TheMerryMonk September 29, 2010

Purple lobster

The act of dipping one's penis into a lady's quim, and then slapping her female friends face with it.

See last night, I ruined Sandra's hot box and then gave Ethel a right good purple lobster

by Alexander.darren88 October 7, 2016

Purple Pillow

Purple pillow Is When Your partner tells you He hates you then hours later Says He Loves you and wants you back.

Women: Man I divorced My Husband Because he Purple Pillowed me... Like?

by LiverealDealRealEatReal October 23, 2016

Purple snake

Hand job gone bad. To rough.

Damn, Sheila gave me some painful rub. Why did she have to purple snake it?

by Yumcums November 10, 2016

purple gun

A purple gun is a name for a penis. Most purple guns are lost in the Vietnam War and are never replaced. Then the original owner of the purple gun will choose to identify as female, or a walmart shopping bag.

Meghan: Guys i found my purple gun!
Everyone: Nigga what

by BiteSizedMeg August 12, 2017

Purple Pussy

The girl version of getting/having blue balls.

"Wow Melissa, you and Casper were really going at it at the football game!"
"Yea, he gave me purple pussy."

by Nills Pills October 7, 2019

purple dog

Someone who is dumb annoying stupid weird

You are a purple dog

by Walrus0290 May 16, 2018