poon

nickname for a male who gets vagina on a frequent basis.
derived from poontang or "vagina".

hey poon!

by trevor0065 April 12, 2010

poon

an offensive term for an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend.

Sarah: I can't believe Kat is such a poon!
Shelby: I know, just like that poon Robert.

by sarah violetry September 10, 2008

poon

verb. pooned, pooning
IPA pronounciation /pun/

A derivative of the word pwn.

The existence of this words owes to the phenomenon of people writing words how they are pronounced, rather than how they are spelled. One reason is because words in english words don't always sound the way they are spelled and an other is that it in many cases saves time.

However, the pronounciation of this word might not reflect upon the pronounciation of the word pwn. Either because one attempts pronounce it without any significant vowel sound or due to that some languages use the "v" sound instead of the "w" sound for the "w".

"Let's poon this boss."

"zomg you totally pooned that horde!"

by Tyralon December 14, 2008

poon

A small girl of chinese origin who is a bit of a swot, or a nerd!

Oh poon, stop studying. You're such a poon!

by taliciousbone January 1, 2009

pocona tree

a cross between a coconut tree and a palm tree. still working on inventing such a thing but until then haha

Damn Nema, those pocona trees outside sure have big poconuts!!

by Flippino January 31, 2009

Pocono log flume

When you piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after: much like log flume.

Your mom was begging for that pocono log flume last night after I took her to Golden Corral.

by N.anno October 12, 2016

pocono log flume

A sexual fetish originated in the Pocono Mountains Pennsylvania where you take a piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after. (Same fashion as log down a river i.e. Log Flume)

pocono
log flume
fetish

Dude after I took your mom to the Golden Corral she begged me for that Pocono Log Flume.

by N.anno September 20, 2016