When two men lower their pants to below their knees and then proceed to run at one another with an erect penis. A winner of this competition can be named when one of the competitors begins to bleed from the foreskin or begins to cry.
Ryan Secrest and Rosie O'Donnel went Penis Jousting but Rosie O'Donnel won because her penis is much larger.
by Ben Walker January 17, 2006
Get the penis joustingmug. Those lines of muscles that are found only on men and in place of hips on women. Especially common on thin and lanky kids and when followed lead to nothing other than the penis.
by Jacko September 9, 2003
Get the penis linesmug. A large and girthy shaft. Lets just say its not just the Italian men's good looks why women love them. Definately among the largest of the white race. The definition below this one seems like its coming from some angry insecure male taking out his insecurities on Italians. Italians usualy come out on top in most European penis size studies.
by Tinafay April 27, 2013
Get the Italian Penismug. When one exposes their penis and smacks against a surface, such as a window or an actual person.
You can penis smack someone in the face. But it is considered gay to penis smack another penis.
You can penis smack someone in the face. But it is considered gay to penis smack another penis.
by Gmoney56 December 1, 2007
Get the Penis Smackmug. When dealing with a gaggle of peni, you are dealing with a group of males with penis'; or collectively, Peni. (Peen-eye)
The group will often be talking about sex and girls, or trying to "score" with the prime breeding subjects in the area.
The group will often be talking about sex and girls, or trying to "score" with the prime breeding subjects in the area.
by Frozen Ninja December 3, 2009
Get the Gaggle Of Penimug. A gang that particularly has very small male genitalia, This gang is known for smoking coc and eating penus for lunch and linner
by SwagMaster87 November 9, 2017
Get the Penis Gangmug. by Free Dan January 24, 2013
Get the Penis Tearmug.