by Paulbunioned June 3, 2023
Get the Passing the Olympic Torch mug.When a menstruating person passes a heaping glob of uterus that comes out hella chunky and heavy. They look down at this in utter horror and it usually entails demolished panties and lost Hope (PMS). They're rare but deadly when passed. Imagine running a metal fork through Black Cherry Jell-O fifty times to scramble it up before pouring it into a cup; that's the puberty equivalent to this. Bonus Points if you pass one in a Menstrual Cup and you behold your excretion astounded before watching it sludge out into the toilet before rinsing in the sink.
1) "How would you describe periods, but instead of literal blood it comes out chunky and heavy?" "Oh, thats when you Pass A Jell-O Shot! My mom calls it that, it's nasty but that doesn't mean you have anything wrong with you."
2) "JESUS CHRIST THIS LOOKS SO NASTY, I THINK I JUST PASSED A FUCKIN' JELL-O SHOT! UGH!"
3) Claire had only changed her menstrual cup two hours ago, but found herself already feeling a leak in her bottoms. She ran to the bathroom only to find she had Passed a Jell-O Shot in the middle of her date at Applebee's. She survived the sudden uterus bombing with pride as she cleaned the war mess and returned to her booth a beaming survivor; No panties were tossed in shame this night.
2) "JESUS CHRIST THIS LOOKS SO NASTY, I THINK I JUST PASSED A FUCKIN' JELL-O SHOT! UGH!"
3) Claire had only changed her menstrual cup two hours ago, but found herself already feeling a leak in her bottoms. She ran to the bathroom only to find she had Passed a Jell-O Shot in the middle of her date at Applebee's. She survived the sudden uterus bombing with pride as she cleaned the war mess and returned to her booth a beaming survivor; No panties were tossed in shame this night.
by Dr. Huskapella February 24, 2019
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Get the Pass the butter please mug.Quick, jump on that idea and get a patent going before someone else does…………Pass The Sac……..a fun party game for sacs of all sizes,………who will be the first to fill their sac………..Don’t spill the Sac.
Testimonials:
“I went to a party the other night and who would have thought I could have had so much fun, my partner spilled his sac all over everyone.”
“If you though a sac race was fun you haven’t lived until you play Pass The Sac, more fun than a barrel full of screaming monkeys.”
monkey -
A dick!, a Cock!
I like to spank my "Monkey" all the time!
“I went to a party the other night and who would have thought I could have had so much fun, my partner spilled his sac all over everyone.”
“If you though a sac race was fun you haven’t lived until you play Pass The Sac, more fun than a barrel full of screaming monkeys.”
monkey -
A dick!, a Cock!
I like to spank my "Monkey" all the time!
by Otha August 29, 2008
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Get the national pass hopes njoy day mug.Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away
by horny 4 heaed October 29, 2012
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025
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