Sad Pants

A term either to describe a person (usually female) or a phenomena in which they attempt with a desperation to fit into a pair of skin tight jeans or booty shorts that don't fit at all. The result is people first noticing then running away screaming in disgust. Also, the said jeans or booty shorts look like they are crying for the person to evacuate their space which is beyond any reasonable capacity. Hence why it is referred to as sad pants.

Jesus H Christ Sad Pants!!!! Do you own a pair of jeans or shorts that have actually lived!?!?!!?!?!?

by O.G. Junior Mint September 18, 2015

Banana-pants

Awesome, extremely cool, sexy, rad

That setup is banana-pants!!! I wish I had one just like that.

by Barry blaaaaaaaaaaack April 22, 2015

Doggy Pants

Close friend, usually used when trying to convince someone to do something.

Come on doggy pants, lets go shopping.

by GammaTheta06 June 30, 2009

Muffle Pants

Tight fitting shorts or pants on a woman.

The tight fitting nature of the clothing creates a camel toe.

I can see the lips moving, but can't hear what they are saying

by Rodolphe May 19, 2005

pants mouth

referring to to nether regions of a womans anatomy. the "second" set of lips. the lower, and generally much more beautiful set of lips on a woman's body.

man that girl looks super hot in those tight pants, i would love to kiss her pants mouth. or another use for calling someone a pussy, dude! stop being such a pants mouth.

by DB208 July 28, 2012

pussy pants

similar to camel toe only with jeans on

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

shrimp in pants

A strange phrase that Alexes and Jeslyns made up while high on caffeine and lack of sleep. Has no meaning whatsoever, but it's good for a giggle or two.

They entered the room and yelled "SHRIMP IN PANTS" before running away giggling insanely.

by Jeslyns November 15, 2003