Purple lobster

The act of dipping one's penis into a lady's quim, and then slapping her female friends face with it.

See last night, I ruined Sandra's hot box and then gave Ethel a right good purple lobster

by Alexander.darren88 October 7, 2016

purple gun

A purple gun is a name for a penis. Most purple guns are lost in the Vietnam War and are never replaced. Then the original owner of the purple gun will choose to identify as female, or a walmart shopping bag.

Meghan: Guys i found my purple gun!
Everyone: Nigga what

by BiteSizedMeg August 12, 2017

Purple pussy

The girls equivalent to blue balls.

Adams such a tease, he left me with purple pussy.

by YawnUh April 26, 2020

"purple" gatorade

Basically it's Lean inside a gatorade bottle.

Hey bro, pass me that "Purple" Gatorade over there.

by Bat-Juan June 25, 2016

purple nurple

Noun: A painful pulling or twisting of the nipple resulting in a purple discoloration often performed by a male bully in gym class on an unsuspecting male victim. Also known as a titty twist. Perhaps women bullies do this to other women too, but I'm not sure.

Owie! That a-hole, Biff, just gave me a purple nurple! I hate that guy!

by TheMerryMonk September 29, 2010

Purple snake

Hand job gone bad. To rough.

Damn, Sheila gave me some painful rub. Why did she have to purple snake it?

by Yumcums November 10, 2016

Purple Pillow

Purple pillow Is When Your partner tells you He hates you then hours later Says He Loves you and wants you back.

Women: Man I divorced My Husband Because he Purple Pillowed me... Like?

by LiverealDealRealEatReal October 23, 2016