one man party 

When a grown man decides to make sensual romantic mastabatory love to his own penis in the confines of his dorm room/MAF SRT room. This "party" usually occurs while the lone man is vigorously crying and listening to Mariah Carey's new smash hit "Touch My Body."

"Hey Woodward, you wanna come out to the club and pick up chicks with us tonight?"
"No man, I think I'm gonna drink a protein shake and have a one man party."

one man party by G stein April 11, 2008

one pant leg rolled up 

A trend either worn by: a- celebrities such as LL Cool J back in the early 90's or Eminem, b- the thug or gangsterish crowd, c- people who ride bikes.

Situation: Adam had "one pant leg rolled up" accidentally. Melissa gives him an awkward look. He says, "Yes I'm gangsta!" She replies, "You know who else wears their pants that way?... People who ride bikes!"
Hysterical.

one pant leg rolled up by missliss April 15, 2008

one size fits all 

of broad or universal application (from a label on clothing products that indicates they can accommodate the size of any wearer)

War is not a one size fits all solution.

one size fits all by Light Joker October 19, 2006

One Horse Open Slaw Burger 

A Bob's Burgers burger that comes with slaw

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the One Horse Open Slaw Burger, you should try it!"

One Horse Open Slaw Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

One Wording 

v. When an annoying person won't stop texting another, so the person being annoyed responds with one word, fast answers. Usually ineffective because the other person is so dense.

That girl was really bugging me, so I one worded her until she got the hint and stopped talking to me.

ex: Annoying Girl: Hey!:) OMG it's been likee ferever since we've talked!!!!!

Me: yeah!

A.G: So like when's the next time you'll be able to hang out???

Me: idk

A.G: LOL! Stop that!!!!

Me: what

A.G: Stop one wording me!!!! LOL it's so cute when you do that! hahahaha

Me: okay

A.G:...

(To myself) yesss....pwned.

One Wording by Tomtate July 28, 2009

one tree hill 

A TV show on the WB. Dawson's creek with basketballs.

"Did you see One Tree Hill last night?"
"Yeah those guys are hot!"

one tree hill by THE BITCH ! October 25, 2003

one-hun-ned

meaning to be very truthful and very honest.

"do you have a girlfriend? and dont lie. keep it all the way one-hun-ned."

one-hun-ned by Blaque Gurl September 11, 2005