prime bean

A prime bean is a ghetto/hood South American person.

Wow that guy is a prime bean, he's even in a bean machine! (shitty car)

by bustcheeks January 02, 2016

he-beans

A scholastically colorful reference of man's testicles.

Check out his he-beans popping out of his shorts!

by BloodCode November 25, 2016

Bean Slap

A bean slap is vicious attack used to terrorise youtes such as Mikey Boi England. Bean slapping someone involves quickly flicking your wrist and slapping them square in the forehead, making a crisp clapping sound.

Person A: I’m gonna bean slap that Ollie Boy
Ollie Boy: ‘retard noises’
Person A: take this you cretin cunt!
-slap-

by KingPrimo November 28, 2019

Angry Bean

1. A smol bean being salty about being called a smol bean

Marius is acting like an angry bean towards Marie

by MommaMini December 06, 2017

Bean Spider

A 'Bean Spider' a spider that lives under a toilet seat, and eats girls beans when they use the toilet.

Naomi watch out for the Bean Spider!

by TG_MOLE November 19, 2010

Bad bean

Adjective: Used to describe somebody who is NOT a good bean, e.g. is unbased, uncool, and not good. Somebody may be referred to as a bad bean after they do something bad.

You banged my mom? Wtf, you are such a BAD BEAN!

by dumb jsjsj September 19, 2022

Brew the Bean

1. To make coffee.

2. Vigorous masturbation of the female clitoris.

I love Starbucks. They really can brew the bean.

I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.

I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.

by Dick Onchin February 07, 2021