by Hay Pugygen March 15, 2020

Glass Donkey is another word for big p*ussy, if you get called this…you’re living your life wrong and need to turn it around, Loser.
Doctor : Are you a virgin?
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches
Jack : dude I get girls
Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey
Jack : *dies*
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches
Jack : dude I get girls
Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey
Jack : *dies*
by prideguy69 October 29, 2021

A synonym for snowflake, used to describe an individual who is easily offended and fragile. The thing that sets them off doesn't even have to be racist, homophobic or transphobic. It can be over literally anything, no matter how small or insignificant the situation is. The term can also be used to describe members of the cancel culture community.
Bill: Build Mode in Fortnite is absolute garbage! Only dickheads with no sense of weapon accuracy or awareness play that shit! No-Builds is where the real men play!
Bob: Did you just insult my favorite mode in my favorite video game? I'm going to cancel you and ruin your life if it's the last thing I do!
Bill: Are you fucking kidding me? All because of that? It's just an opinion I had, you fucking glass sissy!
Bob: Did you just insult my favorite mode in my favorite video game? I'm going to cancel you and ruin your life if it's the last thing I do!
Bill: Are you fucking kidding me? All because of that? It's just an opinion I had, you fucking glass sissy!
by Leen Deen February 18, 2024

Apparently, Kimberly Acosta (the other half of Kimberdek and the other half of Derek's heart) thinks Derek Lucio (her husband/boyfriend in dating) is cute when he wears his glasses. So, the code name for him is "Glasses".
OOOOHHHHH, KIMBERLY, GLASSES IS WEARING HIS GLASSES!!!!!
Kimberly: look, derek looks so cute right now! He should wear his glasses all the time!!
Me: ugh
Kimberly: look, derek looks so cute right now! He should wear his glasses all the time!!
Me: ugh
by eirdua-eiram sllim :DDD March 15, 2022

Most LA chads are glass stallions, snobby and pompous on the surface as relates to having the best clothes and attending the coolest parties, but inside they are shallow and insecure, easily shattered by rejection and disdain coming from the fairer sex
by barnstormer22 February 17, 2021

A blonde with glasses, often times girls are usually smart and quiet. They are most of the time very attractive.
by Zestmaster09 April 9, 2023

wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.
emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches”
nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”
suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”
nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”
suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”
by ihaveshortnails May 22, 2022
