Moonlake Swamp Mouth

The "Moonlake Swamp Mouth" Is when you take a shit in someones mouth stir it with you're penis. Then piss again. Top it off with jizzing in his/her mouth.

I will give you a Moonlake Swamp Mouth if you tell jimmy.

Moonlake Swamp Mouth by JayAndNay September 20, 2012

Tits in the Mouth 

Something that is good and/or awesome. Extremely preferable.

This concert is tits in the mouth!

Tits in the Mouth by Weebowll December 28, 2014

in the lions mouth 

This person is willing to cross a boundary in order to negate fear, and show total self control in order to open the path for others.

Christie Anne had to go in the lions mouth to show people there is nothing to be afraid of.

in the lions mouth by Imperyosi September 2, 2016

Sideways monkey mouth

The vagina

She loves it hard in the sideways monkey mouth

Sideways monkey mouth by Cosmicdave October 29, 2017

Hooker’s Mouth 

When you wake up in the morning and your mouth tastes and smells like you’ve been sucking sweaty cock and balls all night long. May or may not actually be from sucking cock and balls all night.

Dude go brush your teeth. You got hooker’s mouth.

I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.

My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.

Hooker’s Mouth by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2018

Wiping the Turtle's mouth 

When you are trying to poo (shit) but the faeces gets lodged in the opening to the anal cavity, often known as a turtle's head poking out. When you can push no more, but the turtle remains trapped, wiping during this scenario is known as Wiping the Turtle's mouth.

Craig came back from the dunger and informed Jon "That was a tough one Jon, I just ended up wiping the turtle's mouth" Jon understood instantly.

Wiping the Turtle's mouth by Broaders September 6, 2019

Use Your Mouth 

Command : The 2nd most effective means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy next to celibacy. You can't get pregnant if the penis never penetrates the vagina, so Use Your Mouth.

#UseYourMouth. Avoid Unwanted Pregnancies.

"Great, now Stacy is pregnant because you wouldn't Use Your Mouth to get her off."

Use Your Mouth by MatchMaker666 August 14, 2020