logan may

Better than Owen Nelson.

Nigga

Logan May is better than Owen Nelson

by hotasabuch January 23, 2020

May 20

national fist your arsehole day in england

“why aren’t you out today, isn’t it your birthday”
“yeah but it’s may 20 i have to fist my ass”

by realassbitch1 November 3, 2019

Evie-May

Evie May is the best person

She is so lovely and kind and pretty and I think she is wonderful
She has the prettiest eyes and the cutest freckles and her love for animals is adorable and everything she does is just the cutest

Hard 2 date tho, have asked her out like 5 times, step the fuck uP evie

“Why won’t Evie-May date me bro”

by Nsjsjjsbdhehdkwbdjcjdkskke August 19, 2019

May 26

Best day to meet your crush after a 3 month quarantine. All lost days during quarantine such as national grab booty day or give head day may be exceptionally used at once on May 26.

- Hey bro! i will be meeting my crush on may 26 when this quarantine is over
+ That is the best day! You should grab her booty while kissing her

by LaZowiPuta May 25, 2020

May the 24th

This is a day you should be proud to be born on, just because why not?

I was born on May the 24th.

by xflox_x February 10, 2021

May 19

national spit on any new drivers car day

hey look there is an N sticker on their car
lets go spit on it
ya man i forgot it’s may 19th
yep they deserve my saliva

by anonymous June 6, 2021

May 18th

national soapy titty pics day.

Today is the day where you ask a bhadman for them honkin' bazoobs to be smeared in dawn ultra and have an image sent directly to your private folder.

Some Bozo: Hey what day is it today?

Average man: are you a fucking tart? It's May 18th otherwise known as National Soapy Titty Pics Day!

by Chadislav May 18, 2021