Jones

If your guys are always pick me and blonde . Your entire personality is fake and so are those glasses and hair extension(s). Btw not everyone is talking about. Plus you’re not that smart, and need to shut up.

“dude, that girl is a pick me”

“i guess you can call her a Jones”

by WalleyWallet April 3, 2022

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Marcus Jones

A fairly large boy who is either slated for being a nonce, doing professional or running a very successful YouTube channel

Marcus Jones is very gay ahahaha (I’m actually in pain I stg)

by MJ Chungus August 9, 2021

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Windiana Jones

Da famous adventurer and crime-fighter who used his exceptionally-gaseous butt-trumpet as his signature weapon.

If Windiana Jones goofed up and whizzpopped towards da wrong person, would he then come and humbly admit dat he was "da schmuck who farted in yer face earlier"?

by QuacksO February 17, 2025

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Legend Dale Jones

Legend Dale Jones other known as short midget man spawns commonly in Arkansas and is very aggressive for their size. They are known to move mountains, speak with animals, and other dwarvenly magic. As well as making makais get back to work.

The legend Dale Jones is a common sight but hard to spot from his shortness

by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 19, 2024

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