Jiggle Jerk 

Someone that suffers an epileptic fit, while in middle of yelling at you. He proceeds to bite his tongue off, fill his briefs with fecal matter, just before you have sex with his corpse after falling off a building balcony and on to a pile of broken glass. he sticks a floppy dildo up his ass, jiggles it around, jerks it out and thwacks you in the face with it.

"Out of the fucking way you god damn Jiggle Jerk."

Jiggle Jerk by Sayitlikeit_is August 31, 2004

kitten jerk 

Like a male circle jerk but involving online female erotica writing communities that exist on Live Journal. The bizarre behavior that all girl yaoi writers will sometime do where in the middle of writing online erotica the girls all post pictures of their cats and ooh and aww over them. There is no true Male metaphor for this.

My girl has been writing smut with some other girls on LJ, but when I peeked on her machine to see what it was about, all I got was some lame kitten jerk.

kitten jerk by darekb January 20, 2008

clean and jerk 

Immediately prior to climax during sex, withdrawing the penis clean and then discharging a hot wad of man juice onto the partner's body.

The woman is always whining about how she wanted more kids, I was like, but pregnancy is so not hot right now! So I did the clean and jerk bukkake style. That'll learn her.

clean and jerk by teh vampire November 15, 2005

flash-jerk 

d1. Someone who steals away to jerk off really quickly
d2. Someone who becomes sexually aroused by exposing his/herself
d3. A person with lots of money and power but few sexual outlets. Can be recognized by the look of lust and hate in his/her eyes.

That partner at "big money law firm X" is SUCH a flash-jerk, he tried to get a whole bunch of articling students to fuck for him but they refused.

flash-jerk by Dorothy VanWellingham May 24, 2006

Circle Jerk 

A drunk party game usually held by pretentious management and their toadies at certain seafood resteraunts in Florida: a mutual masterbation occasion, oftimes capped off (anchored) by a dyke.

That Pat the Dyke is good at startin' off the circle jerk.

Circle Jerk by Jhitny Jr. April 7, 2004

Earth Jerk

When a girl digs a hole and you lay down in it. She then covers you until only your erect penis is sticking out of the ground and starts to jerk you off.

I was so drunk last night I let a girl give me a earth jerk 2 feet under.

Earth Jerk by jerksmcgee June 8, 2011

phantom jerk

The act of masturbating an invisible penis with your hand in an effort to either piss people off or make them laugh depending on the situation.

This drunk asshole started shit with this waiter at Denny's the other night and when his friends started dragging him out he kept yelling at the poor guy. My friend Dan thought he was a dick like me so he started doing the phantom jerk. His girlfriend thought it was hilarious but he got pissed at us. When the asshole asked what our problem was Dan just did a toothy grin and said "problem?"

phantom jerk by Bassnium.exe October 29, 2011