Oh man. I remember years ago when TED conferences were filled with genuinely inspiring, fascinating and ground-breaking presentations. That recent TEDx conference was just a pseudo-intellectual circle jerk.
by PseudoIntellect July 2, 2012
 Get the Pseudo-Intellectual Circle Jerkmug.
Get the Pseudo-Intellectual Circle Jerkmug. An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.
by maxflight June 19, 2010
 Get the Jerking off with both handsmug.
Get the Jerking off with both handsmug. In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).  
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
 Get the National Jerk Off Daymug.
Get the National Jerk Off Daymug. A term to describe a forum, subreddit, comments section, etc. of far-left individuals who strawman anyone to the right of them, mass downvote anyone who disagrees with them, discuss articles without reading past the headlines, and poorly criticize theories that they don't understand.
Person A: I tried reading r/politics yesterday and everyone kept attacking the Senator in the article's title because the headline made him sound racist when he was just trying to place an amendment on a bill
Person B: Sounds like a Left Wing Circle Jerk
Person B: Sounds like a Left Wing Circle Jerk
by SueDeNym's pseudonym July 3, 2020
 Get the Left Wing Circle Jerkmug.
Get the Left Wing Circle Jerkmug. by Mikedakwik February 28, 2008
 Get the jerk off stalefishmug.
Get the jerk off stalefishmug. by Dr polar bear jerk circ  March 4, 2019
 Get the Polar Bear Jerk Circmug.
Get the Polar Bear Jerk Circmug. A conference room circle jerk is when many management consultants gather to express their intelligence (see clown posse) while not getting anything done. Although many individuals who engage in this behavior come from a fraternity background, a conference room circle jerk has the opposite rules of "soggy biscuit" in that the goal is not to climax early, but rather to hold back your "pearls of wisdom" until the end of the designated meeting end time. This makes you appear to be the smartest person in the room. The loser or the consumer of the "soggy biscuit" is the individual who is in the room not paying attention while attempting to complete actual work. This person is assigned any (usually asinine) action items from the meeting.
Paul: Wow, what a conference room circle jerk! We literally spent three hours of my life that I will never get back.
Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?
Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.
Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?
Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.
by B-MAG November 3, 2013
 Get the Conference Room Circle Jerkmug.
Get the Conference Room Circle Jerkmug.