You are such a son of a poop sack! Go eat suck poop you mother pooper!
Instead of:
You are such a son of a $%#$@! Go suck &%!# you mother &%$#@!!
Instead of:
You are such a son of a $%#$@! Go suck &%!# you mother &%$#@!!
by itschubbymonkeyy October 08, 2011
My sack is so huge, I've sold it to Oscyer Myers for $11 million and they have enough sack for the production of 293 Billion hot dogs. Give or take a few.
by Dave August 03, 2003
Intercourse while the female has a bag over her head with eye and mouth holes cut out. At the point of climax, the male pulls out, aims for the holes, and yells out "Sack Lunch." If the ejaculate makes it into the mouth hole you get 5pts, 10pts for an eye hole, and triple point score for both eye holes. If all three holes are hit, she has to make you a sandwich while wearing the paper bag. Additionally, you can compare scores with your friends to determine the ultimate sack lunch champion.
I came into her mouth hole and both eye holes while yelling "sack lunch," and then she made me a ham sandwich while wearing the bag.
by Sack Lunch Champion June 22, 2009
A hammer made out of rusty steel with a handle made out of red wood, covered in rawhide. The head of the hammer is distinct for having 2 claws that have several small spines, similar to the exterior of a porcupine, located on the front and sides of each claw. When used correctly, the hammer can tear off half of a mans sack in one blow, leaving him belittled and humiliated like a punk ass soft bitch.
"Elizabeth, bring out the sack hammer!" *Said in the most british, caucasian, douche bag voice you can think of. For further examples, watch anything that may appear on the BBC channel.*
"You just got skunked in beer pong! You know what that means little Billy! Bring out my sack hammer and two pounds of petroleum jelly!"
"For the theft of my cotton, at the hands of this dirty dirty nigger slave, I shall sentence him to a whipping, a flogging and sack hammer orgy, where all the white women that he has ever wanted to screw will suck him off, while administering the sack hammer to full usage." -Originally spoken by King George...
"You just got skunked in beer pong! You know what that means little Billy! Bring out my sack hammer and two pounds of petroleum jelly!"
"For the theft of my cotton, at the hands of this dirty dirty nigger slave, I shall sentence him to a whipping, a flogging and sack hammer orgy, where all the white women that he has ever wanted to screw will suck him off, while administering the sack hammer to full usage." -Originally spoken by King George...
by James the Third June 20, 2007
by Jimmy bustanut June 03, 2010
1)Someone who is a geek, a fag, and a knob rolled into one completely irritating package. The sort which would piss you off no matter what the situation time or place
2) The obvious
2) The obvious
1) (insert name of loser) is an Ostrich Sack
2) Holy shit! that Ostrich has a huge sack! If it's legs weren't as long it'd drag on the ground!
2) Holy shit! that Ostrich has a huge sack! If it's legs weren't as long it'd drag on the ground!
by CalvinPalmer November 19, 2005