Homocratic States of America

The future name of the small piece of land surrounding Washington DC once the United States formally falls, when we are no longer able to pay our debt due to the corrupt mismanagement of public funds for decades, and most of the land that currently constitutes the United States of America is sold off.

I bet they'll make YMCA the national anthem of the Homocratic States of America!

It's time to get serious and quit putting in makeup wearing drama queens in the White House, okay?

by Publius0987 August 18, 2025

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Gulf of America

A (bad) suggestion for the new name of Gulf of Mexico by the United State's 47th "president".

Person A: “Did you hear what "the president" wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico to?”

Person B: “I dunno. - What?”

Person A: “Gulf of America.”

Person B: “That's fucking ridiculous. - No one's gonna call it that.”

by KattyTheEnby January 21, 2025

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Gulf of America

The growing divide between Democrats and Republicans in the United States

Renaming the Gulf of Mexico is just one example of how the Gulf of America is getting deeper.

by BornBlitzed January 21, 2025

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The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

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