hairymuffitis

Hairymuffitis is where a girl has a hairy muff and they can't get rid of the hair because it's stuck to their Fanny it's impossible for it to be removed

Megan Kelly had hairymuffitis

by Hairypussy123 January 2, 2017

hairysplatter

Genital juices that have been encased by a particularly hairy pubic area.

I was fondling my wife and decided to give her oral sex, upon removing her knickers, I noticed there was a large proportion of hairysplatter down there.

by Negbadham January 2, 2017

hairy chimp

Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.

My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.

by Haxces February 25, 2017

hairy tate

Boat guy that plays in waters off the Baja coast....not to smart but smart enough to make a pirate grin and the ladies flash their teeth.

The hairy tate sang a sea tune and drank his tequila in a large shot glass.

by Capt. Benito March 10, 2017

Hairy flange

It is when the female has not shaved her genitalia for an excessive amount of time

You man has a hairy flange

by Leon quinn June 21, 2017

Hairy meatball

A meat that has hair on it.

Eirik had experienced a hairy meatball in his mouth.

by PieLieDieCaiLeaIea September 6, 2017

hairy ghost

Some bullshit Taylor and Matt made up so you would look it up on urban dictionary expecting to read about some nasty pubic hair type thing, only to find we just wanted to say you're awesome and rage on.

You guys remember that one time Nectar dropped that one song, and it was like MRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW MWAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

I went fucking hairy ghost during that shit!

by swaggatee October 15, 2017