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Goose Bucket

A Goose Bucket is when a bucket of KFC is filed to the brim with shit and is then thrown at people at the pond
by SnakeOil July 19, 2016
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smooth goose

A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"

Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"

Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"

Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
by nobby_b December 10, 2015
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goose chills

A combination of goose bumps and cold chills, 10 times worse than normal goose bumps and often preceded by a full body shiver.
Drinking the slushy and walking into the cold room gave me goose chills.
by Wonderwoman81 January 24, 2016
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Drown the Goose

To have sex.

My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
Grandpa: Did you drown the goose last night?
Grandson: Hell yeah, I even came inside her
by Belch666 November 11, 2018
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goose porn

I can't wait to go home and watch goose porn
by Dick sweat on my wrist June 18, 2018
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Goose Fat

When the amount of Duck Butter is sufficient to create a thicker licker... otherwise known as Goose Fat
My balls are that deep in sweat, they are stuck to my inner thigh like they are covered in “goose fat”
by Oh lord Terry July 24, 2018
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FEED THE GOOSE.

The broke college student is the goose. FEED THE GOOSE. is the students’ cry for money and/or food.
Student 1: Dang man, I really gotta get to the grocery store but my bank account is literally empty.

Student 2: Maybe you should ask your parents if they’ll FEED THE GOOSE.
by Hobbitlobby September 15, 2018
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