smooth goose

A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"

Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"

Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"

Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"

Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"

by nobby_b December 10, 2015

Goosed up

To have or give goosebumps , to get spooked, scared, startled

“That made me goosed up”

by Dannsy May 20, 2021

Goose egg

A Goose egg is when a guy squeezes his nut to look like a goose egg

"Hey Gary check out my Goose egg"

by Goose guy64920 February 1, 2021

goose piss

The made up insult drink.

1, Haha he drinks the goose piss
2, I'd rather drink goose piss than bloody Zepplin Cider!

by Gibb:The One And Only February 21, 2008

cheesy goose

One that passes gas regularly on a date

Because mark was considered a cheesy goose no girls would date him.

by Grif-dog October 9, 2007

Goose neck

A penis, typically non-Chode.

That bitch bad. I want her to eat my goose neck

by Imaroyaldude August 1, 2023

Goose Eggs

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments

“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”

by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021