Free Chillin

anytime when the only notable thing you're doing is breathing, and maybe existing.

Lisa, all I got accomplished today was free chillin.

by Dat Black Guy October 25, 2010

Free Lunch

When you shit your pants at work, your buddies owe you free lunch for bestowing that laugh you gave them at your expense. Photographic evidence of the shitting must be provided.

Damnit Vince you owe me free lunch that wasn’t a fart!

by The izzzyest August 21, 2018

Free-zer

stealing a food item in the ice box that is unattended, unclaimed, or unwanted

Hey, Where did you get that Italian ice?

It was free, I found it in the Free-zer.

by AEAN McLovin November 02, 2009

Free speech

The possession of a platform to express visceral dislike/fear of a marginalised group or individual without being challenged

Germaine Greer has been denied her right to free speech by being denied a platform to express transphobia

by Transrilla October 27, 2015

free republic

The main source of DU suicides because of sheer jealousy. A site with many real intellectuals, not just smelly hippies that think they are smart. Dedicated to never letting the morons/DU candidates get into office again.

People at DU wish they could be as smart as those at Free Republic.

by Mamacags May 19, 2006

free agent

Refers to the level of attractiveness of a potential sex partner. While said person may be somewhat attractive or exhibit certain desirable traits, it is not a person one would date. Such assessments usually end in one night stands. Usually used by college or professional athletes (football,basketball, etc.) as it relates to their respective sports' draft.

Yeah, she's got a nice body, but she no "first round pick". I might pick her up as a "free agent" after the bars close...

by topp dizzle September 05, 2006

free willy

see KATE L. the fattest girl on earth...

her fat ass blocks the sun

by IPIEDINHERASSHOLE August 30, 2004