King David

An iconic figure from the Old Testament. He was one of the most powerful warriors and kings in history. As a boy he slayed Goliath. Later in life he killed 200 Philistines in order to marry the daughter of Saul. His only reprieve from his life of warfare were the many beautiful women that he loved.

King David was a renouned warrior and lover. On the battle field he slayed Goliath and with him tens of thousands of Canaanites. In the bedroom, he ravished gorgeous princesses the most beautiful of which was Bathsheba.

by BeastBellet November 6, 2018

Davita

Psycho, Rude, Brat, but the cutest little thing ever I swear!

Person 1: bro she is psycho, must be a davita

Person 2: oh yeah, definitely!

by Davitassister126 May 18, 2019

david thomas preddy

A good looking, charming male, who is outstanding in bed. who is great there hands and most men like to hang out with and who most women are attracted too. The best bf a woman can have.

that guy is david thomas preddy i wish i was like him.

by davidtp March 2, 2010

You’re David

Someone who acts homesexual in a narcissistic way or a marriage man fucker

Stop saying men aren’t shit, you’re David as hell

by Beea June 29, 2019

Oh F*ck! David's Here

An exclamation used when a douche bag enters your group\room and a good conversation stops.

David = Douchefaggot

*"David" walks into the room*

"Oh F*ck! David's Here"

*Everyone leaves*

by BethanyElementary August 21, 2011

Dagithor

An Imfamous computer Hacker, also Known as "Chef Chunkioli"
or "Dag" plays onling at "www.kingdomofloathing.com"

Dagithor has hit northeast ohio , man the alarms !!!!!!

by H m a n November 28, 2006

Dabits

When you take a shit, and you have to wipe with toilet paper that is more like sand paper, and the next time you take a shit you have to "dab it"

Today at school i had to use their coarse toilet paper, and next time i have to go im gonna have to dabits.

by Spanman February 13, 2007