Granny Dancing Syndrome

When a female is in a club and they dance sexually but it does not suit them as a person. This results in other surrounding people feeling uncomfortable.
For example "God , i hate when she tries to grab me in the club, it fees like my grandmas trying to grind on me."

"i thought they were best friends , why is she trying to get away from her?" "oh, that's just granny dancing syndrome"

by rubella.com December 28, 2023

sten dancing

A term used by British soldiers during WWII whenever a loaded and cocked sten gun was dropped. The impact would cause it to fire in every directions until the magazine would be empty.

Soldier 1: theres at least 3 Germans in that house.

Soldier 2 : *tosses Sten in the house*

Soldier 1: Looks like there was 3 Germans in that house.

Soldier 2: Sten Dancing 😎

by Crashy873 February 4, 2024

financial darwinism

The power of money, or its lack, to determine who gets to reproduce. Whereas in the past this was decided perhaps by physical toughness, ingenuity and resourcefulness in surviving, modern society has coldbloodedly decided who gets to reproduce by separating us by those who can afford to and those who cannot. A possible synonym would be late stage capitalism. One solution is throwing oneself on the mercy of the government, risking social disrespect in the process.

Guy: Hey friend, why no kids?
Friend: Couldn't afford it. It's not mine or God's fault. It was financial darwinism.

by old observer November 20, 2023

medical darwinism

Medical darwinism (n.) — A state of inequality where access to healthcare is predominantly decided by one's means to pay for treatment, as opposed to having a fair and proportionate system. Medical darwinism is present when barriers to healthcare such as appointment costs, insurance costs, and waiting lists are in place, leading to those with the deepest pockets to have better outcomes in life.

'America's healthcare system is pure medical darwinism, but underfunded single-payer systems which co-exist with private healthcare can lead to similar problems as well.'

by Catmily January 29, 2026

ICE dancing

v. Olympic demonstration sport in which a determined cadre of enthusiastic but unorganized amateurs encounter superbly outfitted but inept and overzealous troops. Somewhere between terpsichorean performance art and rugby but with more pepper spraying.

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TV tonight looks like a choice between a biathlon and ICE dancing. What’s your preference?

You know me. I’ll take the one with the most gunfire.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2026

Tap dancing

Someone who’s leading on multiple people at once. or talking to multiple at once in an affectionate fashion

“yeah i’m talking to Him, Her, He, She..”

“Nah you wild tap dancing around them like that..”

by not.lon February 16, 2026

Charles Darwin

A professional winner

Damn that guy’s such a Charles Darwin

by Bob B. Bobberton February 17, 2026