can of crushed assholes

to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice.
Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes.
by CCK March 08, 2005
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schoolgirl crush

weeb: hey have you seen schoolgirl crush?
not weeb: yeah, its fucking hilarious.
by EZPZLEMNSQEZ October 27, 2017
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High School Crush

When your piles of homework from late night studying collapse on you, preventing you from breathing and suffocating you on the spot before you could say your last words.
Mom: honey? Did you fall asleep studying aga- OH MY GOD! NOT THE HIGH SCHOOL CRUSHER! HE WAS SO YOUNG!

Dad: at least he died with a raging boner.
by PyromancerManiac November 14, 2017
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man crush

the non-erotic, near-romantic feelings a gay man has for a woman.
When I saw Angelina Jolie in in "Wanted," I felt infatuated. I didn't want to date her, but it was a total man crush.
by Justin the Bartender February 07, 2011
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Crush Da Block

To hold your hood down. To crush da block means to shut every hater and bitch nigga in your hood down. It also means to move the "weight".
Yung L.A.'s mixtape "Crush Da Block"
by Tristan Harper March 11, 2010
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Platonic Crush

The intense desire to follow someone on social media sites while resisting the temptation to add them as friends.
Someone told me she had been following my Facebook feeds over a year. I sent her a friend request, but she politely declined. She messaged me that was not the direction she wished to take. I think she has got a platonic crush on me.
by BabuGeorge September 17, 2017
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Crush Yiff Destroy

Crush Yiff Destroy (Or CYD!) is an orginization of people determined to alalyze the furry fandom.

Actually they're a bunch of heartless bastards that make fun of poor, innocent furs that draw yiff and dicknipples.
"CYD was making fun of my art! Why don't they like 500lb herm-gryph-taurs?"
by Banrai February 16, 2005
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