Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
This sentence is used whenever:
1-Robbers have broken into your house
2-The airplane came, but the wrong one. Said before the airplane crashes into your house.
3-What a child says when they learn "almost curse words" for the first time
4-what you say before your uncle Declan plays the touching game and you don't want to
This sentence is used whenever:
1-Robbers have broken into your house
2-The airplane came, but the wrong one. Said before the airplane crashes into your house.
3-What a child says when they learn "almost curse words" for the first time
4-what you say before your uncle Declan plays the touching game and you don't want to
Mother:here comes the airplane *moves her hand around, spoon in hand.*
Child:*looks outside* Mama-
Mother:Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
Child:Crap frick
Mother:don't say that, little billy
Child:mama
Mother:awww
Turns out they were dreaming after the incident in a coma, and little billy never said mama at the end.
Child:*looks outside* Mama-
Mother:Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
Child:Crap frick
Mother:don't say that, little billy
Child:mama
Mother:awww
Turns out they were dreaming after the incident in a coma, and little billy never said mama at the end.
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 21, 2023
noun a small child who is a little obnoxious shit/ a person who’s about to see dis foot up that ass😇
I swear the little crap doodle is so smart she’ll probably try to sneak into my phone to see who I’m talking to and just be traumatized by all the shit I say in here
by Alex Rogers-Barnes October 06, 2021
by Joemamasahoe October 19, 2019
Rachel: Ruth is a real Crap Kabob she is.
Fonzie: I agree I have never seemed to like her either.
Fonzie: Let's go get tacos.
Fonzie: I agree I have never seemed to like her either.
Fonzie: Let's go get tacos.
by rachychill March 14, 2017
Feels like being pissed off, but left with the feeling of a hot steamy turd just being dumped on your chest.
by chrisp85 October 01, 2020
You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.
You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.
So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.
So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 13, 2023