Crab Shack Jobby

Sex position popular in the OC, Chorlton and Newcastle. Popularised by Caleb Nichol. Guaranteed Big O’s for all parties and crustaceans.

Dude, I gave her the night of her life! Crab shack jobby works every time.

by Rawhide Ry April 1, 2025

Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs

This bitch issa Crab Muffin

by Nqbbs July 10, 2020

New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Crabbing

The threat of surgically altering a person into a cyborg crab, often accompanied with the threat of removing their teeth for pleasurable oral use. The “crab” is intended to serve as an indentured crustacean servant.

Timmy got crabbed. His name was crab boy thereafter - he was regularly thrashed for worm scavenging. Crabbing ,while brutal, improved his life.

by Ghoulguy66 September 21, 2025

Decatur Crabs

Decatur crabs is a slang-label to avoid a white female from Decatur Ohio who has slept with a black male.

“She’s got them Decatur crabs bro, steer clear.”

by BlunderBuck July 8, 2025

Crusty Crabs

Recepy for Crusty Crabs:

- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.

Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!

*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.

I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.

by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023

crabs

Pubic lice, parasitic insects that can infest in the genital area of humans. Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact.

“don’t go for her mate she’s got crabs”

by crabbyboi123 May 20, 2019