Crusty Crabs

Recepy for Crusty Crabs:

- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.

Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!

*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.

I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.

by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023

Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs

This bitch issa Crab Muffin

by Nqbbs July 10, 2020

Decatur Crabs

Decatur crabs is a slang-label to avoid a white female from Decatur Ohio who has slept with a black male.

“She’s got them Decatur crabs bro, steer clear.”

by BlunderBuck July 8, 2025

portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018

Crab clench

A vagina that won't let it go, no matter what. She'll hold on till she's pregnant.

Get me out of your crab clench, honey! We don't need a child yet!

by Spiker_snu March 28, 2016

Crab Shack Jobby

Sex position popular in the OC, Chorlton and Newcastle. Popularised by Caleb Nichol. Guaranteed Big O’s for all parties and crustaceans.

Dude, I gave her the night of her life! Crab shack jobby works every time.

by Rawhide Ry April 1, 2025

crib crab

A derogatory term for a crib-contained human infant who has not yet become old or mobile enough to be referred as a rug monkey or a linoleum lizard.

Sorry-- I would, but I have to go over to my friend's house. It's their date night and they couldn't get anyone else to watch the crib crab.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014