Coffee

The only way to survive middle school.

Man... I need coffee and vacation.
Loads of both.
Mhh... Zzzzzzzz......

by poke-nl December 19, 2016

Coffee

GODS NECTAR, EVERY SINGLE LAST MAN ON EARTH CANNOT GO 5 MINUTES WITHOUT A SIP OF IT!!! YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSTABLE IF YOU DO NOT DRINK COFFEE IT IS NOT HEALTHY YOU ARE GOING TO DO DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES IF YOU DO NOT MAKE COFFEE

DRINK COFFEE NOW

by Corny peps June 12, 2018

Coffee

My definition of coffee is that I was jacking off in the train station and listening to Ariana grande and I thought it sounded cool.

If I was listening to coffee and I was probably jacking off in the train station.

by Nohandle@weather May 25, 2021

Coffee

A drink not to be enjoyed. it is an inferior hot drink. All bow down to the overlord of all hot drinks, TEA

Guy 1: Oh my, are you drinking coffee?
Guy2: unfortunatly, yes.

by TheTeaKnight December 02, 2021

Coffee?

Offer to purchase coffee for your friends and co-workers

Paul: "Coffee?"
Allan: "Yeah, can you get me get a medium coffee with one cream. Thanks!"

by pineapplebottom September 01, 2017

Coffee

A slang term for hot black sex.

"Hey! wanna go out for some coffee?"

by Meowzic November 08, 2016

coffee

any kind of stimulants, usually cocaine. used to avoid catching attention in public you're geekin

"Just drank a double espresso, i feel fucking amazing."
"You wanna grab a coffee before work?"

by cokedietndietcoke July 25, 2022